May 2013
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me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
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firlalaith:
nillawiffle:
lydiabutz:
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
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pignite:
*unzips pants*
it’s
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mmtion:
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
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lickitungrapunxel:
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
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rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
April 2013
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bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
justsafaa:
Mirrors by Justin Timberlake
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awesomephilia:
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
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COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
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iamnofallenstar:
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i-amwho-i-am:
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
I would burn it
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